NWA-PCUG Newsletter Article, September 2003
Deep Thoughts


    I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

    Minds are like parachutes. They work best when opened. Just make sure the strings are still attached.

    I'm not having hot flashes. I'm having power surges.

    Young at heart. Slightly older in other places.

    I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

    Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.

    My reality check bounced.

    I get plenty of exercise---jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.

    Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me.

    Clones are people two.

    Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.

    Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

    I used to be indecisive; now I'm not so sure.

    No sense being pessimistic; there's no future in it.

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